Comments on: Porn leads to SLO Target evacuation

By: moderator

moderator — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 20:09:50 +0000

In reply to JamesD. the warden's office.

By: 805code4

805code4 — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 18:50:36 +0000

I know sex appeal helps marketing and all but this is a little overboard! lol

By: Cindy

Cindy — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 16:33:32 +0000

In reply to Cindy. The above was a reply yo Indigo.

By: Cindy

Cindy — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 16:32:16 +0000

LOL, My first thought was identical to yours. It is funny and all I could invision was people pouring out of the store horrified over, low and behold : “sex on the airwaves”.. I have no doubt that who ever did this had themselves a good laugh and is probably still laughing. Glad I’m not the only one with a sense of humor.

Now on the other hand, I don’t know how explicit the audio was. It could have been someone talking about what they were doing and using “F-me” words etc. If I had a little kid with me, I would have definitely wanted to leave the store too.

By: kayaknut

kayaknut — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 13:54:35 +0000

In reply to JamesD. Or in Bill Clinton's office when he was with an intern.

By: Extremely Stoic

Extremely Stoic — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 13:35:02 +0000

In reply to Ted Slanders. Ethan's you for that, Ted, I will now go and sin no more.

By: JamesD

JamesD — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 02:56:17 +0000

Maybe someone put a microphone in the staff break room.

By: indigo1955

indigo1955 — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 02:48:48 +0000

In reply to indigo1955. omg!!! It was only an audio clip!!! That makes it EVEN MORE FUNNY!!!

By: indigo1955

indigo1955 — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 02:46:43 +0000

This is hysterically funny! Americans watch violence and the average 18 year old has seen something like 100,000 movie and tv murders, but heaven forbid they should see a sex act. I envision people pouring out with a terrified look on their faces (except a few of the dads have their hand on mom’s backside. And, I have to wonder….who pulled this prank? Let’s have the mayor give the pranksters an award of some sort. Creating excitement….that should be against the law too!!!

By: kayaknut

kayaknut — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 01:05:59 +0000

In reply to Slowerfaster.

You are obviously too young or don’t remember the early days of cable TV when the adult channels were “scrambled” but the audio was fine……

By: Ted Slanders

Ted Slanders — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 01:03:51 +0000

Thank our lucky stars that Target’s radio was not reading from our Christian bible relative to porn!

“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” (Ezekiel 23:20)

“….And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? … Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.” (Numbers 31: 15-18)

We true Christians cringe at the thought of how Mose’s godly instructed army determined how these young women children were virgins, nonetheless, they were obviously to be kept alive for questionable purposes.

I regress to post any more problematic bible situations that leads towards porn for obvious reasons.

By: Ted Slanders

Ted Slanders — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 00:50:30 +0000

In reply to Extremely Stoic. Extremely Stoic, Nothing like a blanket statement to try in vain to prove a weak point, eh? I am sure a minimum wage increase would be appropriate if you were working there, correct?

By: r0y

r0y — Sat, 11 Jul 2015 23:30:42 +0000

In reply to Vagabond. Not sure about the rest of the store, but the Lingerie section did a bang-up job in sales that day!

By: r0y

r0y — Sat, 11 Jul 2015 23:29:46 +0000

In reply to LameCommenter.

Not the staff, maybe, but the Store Manager / Assistant Manager better damn well know how and quickly… an inside job, likely.

Funny how they could not just cut the system (hell, even I know how to unplug something); rather, they evacuated everyone. Yeesh.

By: BeenThereDoneThat

BeenThereDoneThat — Sat, 11 Jul 2015 22:58:56 +0000

My guess is someone will be offended, get a lawyer and sue Target for duress. You laugh but it seems the thing to do these days. Now hit that neg button!!!